C U Next Tuesday!

It's a wild ride of "will he or won't he" as we speculate about Trump's potential indictment and the possibility of his minions wreaking more havoc at his behest. But fear not, dear #Thingies, there's still time to recap the glitz and glamour of the Oscars. Because let's face it, in 'Murica, we do distraction like nobody's business!